U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense
It’s perfect, I’ll take it.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Birth control sucks, yeast infections are stupid, not having insurance blows, ministry is a fucking bajillion million trillion billion times more of a pain in the ass than just taking one little fucking pill and that’s it, god I hate vaginas.
Some of my notboyfriends facial expressions remind me of Ryan Gosling and it’s disgusting
I found a real writer. Already a million words under his belt before Columbia.
Everything you love is here